My vanity, while undiminished, has moved elsewhere. Thus, this vanity page is out of date. Sadly, it contains none of my remaining vanity, merely fossils of its original magnificence. If you find unused vanity, arrogance, self-aggrandizement, exaggeration of exploits or general hyperbole, please donate it to a good cause. I'm stocked up already.
If you somehow got here while looking for the Disaster House Party, please look elsewhere, though you did manage to remember my name correctly.